Lollapalooza Sunday: Choose Or Die

Posted: August 7th, 2009 | Author: Brian | Filed under: Chicago, Uncategorized, festival, hip hop, indie rock, pop | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments »

Let’s be honest.  If you paid for a three-day ticket, by Sunday morning you will be fucking exhausted.  You will be cranky.  It will have probably rained twice in two days but yet it’s still 90+ degrees out and humid as all hell.  We’re here to make your decisions for you:

Friendly Fires OR Yello Fever OR RaRaRiot

  • Araceli: I may leave it up to a coin toss. Let’s see, Friendly Fires or RaRaRiot…and it’s heads! RaRaRiot it is!!! (ok, I didn’t really flip a coin, but it’s hard choice, Friendly Fires would perhaps be more lively, but RaRaRiot has a great song I want to hear live. (ditto on the press tent, perfect viewing spots too, though Bonnaroo’s VIP camp site was pretty awesome)
  • Brian: I have to go with the amorphous anthemic poly-rhythmic Friendly Fires — they pump the kind of  electro-funk that have made !!!, Cut Copy, and Hot Chip my favorite live experiences of the past few years.  This may very well be the best show of the day.
  • Lille: Did you know that Lollapalooza has the best press tents? They have free granola bars, fresh fruit, FREE BOOZE. Guess where I’m going to be?

Consensus: If you have press credentials make sure to make it really obvious to everyone who paid: eat your free food and drink your free booze in plain sight for all the cultural groundlings to see.  Also mention to everyone you’re only at Lolla because it’s free for you.

Kaiser Chiefs OR He Say, She Say OR The Airborne Toxic Event

  • Araceli: Once again, I’m tagging along with Brian (let’s see this white boy dance!)
  • Brian: I don’t care for the Kaiser Chiefs — I’m amazed they’re still around.  I’m sticking to the dance-your-ass-off trail and checking out Chicago’s electro-partystarters He Say She Say.
  • Lille: When in doubt, I always choose the foreign band, just because I never know when they’re going to be in town. I haven’t heard anything new from Britpoprockers Kaiser Chiefs in YEARS, but I did like that one song…what was it called….

Consensus: I predict a riot… at the He Say She Say stage.

The Raveonettes OR The Hood Internet OR Gang Gang Dance OR Dan Deacon

  • Araceli: Dan Deacon can kiss my ass. I’m Gang Gang Dance. Laters.
  • Brian: As it was at Pitchfork, it is at Lolla. Girltalk killed at Pitchfork and played Lolla’s best set last year.  Spazzy Dan Deacon drew nutso crowds at Pitchfork, he will be a most entertaining show here.  I guarantee mash-up kings Hood Internet will be doing an aftershow somewhere during Lolla weekend — in a setting like this they won’t do much beyond play their singles on a computer.
  • Lille: I’ve seen Dan Deacon before, and I never know if his sets as performance art stand up with repeated views. However, I’n sure they’re better than the snoozefest from Denmark, surfrockers Raveonettes

Consensus: Dan Deacon: loved by some, baffling to others, blogged by all.

Neko Case OR Glitch Mob OR Vampire Weekend

  • Araceli: Neko Case? BORING! Vampire Weekend? DOUCHE BAGS…who the hell is Glitch Mob? Let’s find out. Damn, good thing no one reads this blog…I don’t mean to be this harsh-–bad week.
  • Brian: To witness Neko Case live in the flesh is beyond description.  She has a powerful voice that soars mellifluously through even the worst P.A. systems. Vampire Weekend has yet to prove live chops despite having great songwriting abilities. (I just wanted to use the word meliflous.)
  • Lille: I love Neko Case! She saved my life at Northern California festival Earthdance last year; she was like a military general commanding a sea of dirty hippies. It was awesome.

Consensus: Neko Case pwns the granola crowd, Ezra Koenig’s feelings are hurt, Glitch Mob get a new fan.

Dan Auerbach OR Boys Noise Or Passion Pit OR Cold War Kids

  • Araceli: Brian killed himself because he couldn’t choose? Be a man!! I love Cold War Kids, but Passion Pit is pretty fun.
  • Brian: Honestly.  You can’t make a bad choice here.  You can make a BETTER choice, but not a bad one. Too many decisions —> brain aneurysm —>  Brian involuntarily chooses death.
  • Lille: Fifty percent of the Black Keys is still 100 percent fun. Dan Auerbach FTW!

Consensus: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Lou Reed OR Deerhunter Or Snoop Dogg

  • Araceli: I saw this incredible Andy Warhol exhibit at the de Young Museum in San Francisco this Spring. I fell in love with Lou Reed there, so I shall see him.
  • Brian: I tend to get all the deer and wolf bands confused.  Does Lou Reed do Velvets covers?  I’m would think so.  Lolla is a big, generally uniformed, audience… most big names do “greatest hits” type sets so count me in.  If it’s just his solo stuff, I’ll pass.  Yes, I have just lost cred points.
  • Lille: How can you go wrong with Lou Reed? Even if you’re not a fan of his solo work (a lot of which is awesome), the Velvet Underground is the backbone of most art rock these days, and you have to pay your respects.

Consensus: Witness the progenitor of modern rock take a walk on the slightly wild side.

Band of Horses OR MSTRKRFT Or Silversun Pickups

  • Araceli: I hate when bands play more than one date. Nap time.
  • Brian: Meh.  Band of Horses.  Could be a nice, sit on the lawn, recovery type set.
  • Lille: Gah. Back to the press tent and free booze!

Consensus: Naps and Food

Jane’s Addiction OR The Killers

  • Araceli: Jane’s all the way. (Brian, you’re saying that out of spite. I suppose it’s because you’re not from the West Coast).
  • Brian: Perry Ferrell once again over-estimates how much people like him.  He booked his lackluster Satellite Party last year for a late-afternoon set, now he books his own comeback as the 2009 closer.  Sorry.  I choose Killers.
  • Lille: I hate the Killers as much as I love Jane’s Addiction. I disagree with Brian; I think Perry Farrell can still bring it. Go if only to say, “I saw a Jane’s Addiction reunion show, not a lowly band derivative.”

Consensus: Don’t choose shows based on spite; there’s a reason why “Jane Says  (live)”, is available on every jukebox in the country.

Your map, sir:


Lollapalooza Saturday: Choose or Die

Posted: August 6th, 2009 | Author: Brian | Filed under: Chicago, Uncategorized, festival, indie rock, pop | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment »

As usual, Lolla chunks up bands in weird ways, forcing us to make excruciating decisions for one hour and then have a futile choice, like anything involving Coheed and Cambria.  Saturday’s a LOT tougher than Friday’s choices…


Ezra Furman & The Harpoons
OR The Low Anthem

  • Araceli: I suppose I’d tag along with Brian on this one, just to see what I’m missing out in Chicago
  • Brian: I have to go local on this one.  To Ezra Furman and his unfortunate name!
  • Lille: At this point it doesn’t matter what I say, cause Ezra Furman already won. Damn majority!

Consensus: Ezra Furman & The Harpoons


Delta Spirit OR Moneypenny OR Dirty Sweet/Constantines

  • Araceli: Jesus. Lead singer of Delta has one huge ego, but they are pretty alright. Perfect background music, like say during a picnic (or bedtime like at Bonnaroo).
  • Brian: I’ll stay local.  Moneypenny (DJ’s Mother Hubbard and A-Cup) is a sweet DJ duo who also happen to be devastatingly attractive.  Then catch the end of Vancouver’s Constantines.
  • Lille: Without Moneypenny, this time slot would just be the battle of generic white boy music. Chicks rule!

Consensus: Moneypenny


Los Campesinos! OR Animal Collective DJ Set OR Atmosphere

  • Araceli: I’d opt for the AC DJ set just to see if the “spins” would be as bad as the band.
  • Brian: Los Campesinos! Any earlier than 2:30 and I wouldn’t be able to take all this Welsh Twee Sarcasm, lucky me.
  • Lille: Who wants to watch a DJ set when you can watch the whole band perform live six hours later? Los Campesinos! plays fun, happy music that makes you glad to be alive. Besides, if they weren’t fun live, they’d have a question mark punctuating their name instead.

Consensus: Los Campesinos!


Band of Horses @ Kidapalooza OR Chairlift OR Gomez

  • Araceli: Gomez is so hippie folk, and Band of Horses are crazy hot, but Chairlift is even greater.
  • Brian: Tempting as it is to see Band of Horses do kids songs, Chairlift is the show to see.  Gomez remains a footnote.
  • Lille: Chairlift! If I wanted to watch middle-aged hipsters playing songs for 5-year-olds I’d put on They Might Be Giants on Youtube, not see Band of Horses in a festival.

Consensus: Chairlift (Lille personally thinks they need their own exclamation mark, they’re that good.)

Arctic Monkeys OR Coheed and Cambria

  • Araceli: Arctic Monkeys all the way.
  • Brian: I’ll gladly take death.
  • Lille: Post-15 minutes of fame, Arctic Monkeys is a snooze-fest. So maybe I’ll scare the comic book geeks by being the only source of estrogen at a Coheed and Cambria set.

Consensus: Arctic Monkeys vs. Coheed and Cambria vs. Death (viewer’s choice)

Hercules and Love Affair DJ Set OR No Age

  • Araceli: Gag me with a spoon
  • Brian: H&LA did a DJ set last summer at the Hideout Block Party and it was AWESOME.  I recommend it, but since I saw it already I’ll be at No Age.
  • Lille: Err…

Consensus: No Age wins by ONE vote (Brian’s).


Santigold OR Glasvegas

  • Araceli: Just cause I missed a so-called good Glasvegas gig in Williamsburg, I’ll do myself a favor and check them out.
  • Brian: Meh. Santigold?  I don’t care.  But with Diplo playing later in the day there’s a good chance he’ll be the DJ for her show.  If not, I’ll just take death again here. I’ve had a change of heart.  Diplo will be with Major Lazer on Sunday.  I’ll check out Glasvegas NME has a huge boner for them.
  • Lille: Santigold, because of my inherent distrust of rock music played first in Williamsburg.

Consensus: Santigold Glasvegas


TV on the Radio OR Lykke Li OR Rise Against

  • Araceli: A lot of my (last) summer (amazing) memories are because of Lykke Li, so I shall go and say thanks.
  • Brian: TVotR.  Never seen ‘em live.  I like Lykee Li alot (*alliteration!*), but her live performance looks to be a little awkward judging by videos I’ve seen.  That said — the adorable Scandinavian-pop lovers will be at that stage.
  • Lille: I’ve seen both post-rock soundscapers TV on the Radio (awesome) and hardcore Florida natives Rise Against (equally awesome) live, but I’ve only seen Lykke Li deejay. Definitely Lykke Li.

Consensus: Lykke Li, misgivings and all


Ben Harper and Relentless7 OR Diplo OR Animal Collective

  • Araceli: I really want to say Ben Harper, just cause he’s the only legit musical craftsman but he bores me, AT TIMES, so I choose muerte.
  • Brian: I will probably catch some Diplo by leaving TV on the Radio early.  Then, Animal Collective can’t be missed.
  • Lille: I’d LOVE to see psy-rockers Animal Collective live. My friend said they were mindblowing, but he was probably on acid, so who knows, really?

Consensus: Animal Collective

Yeah Yeah Yeahs OR Tool

  • Araceli: YYY’s again?! Yeah, again.
  • Brian: I’ll do the Beastie Boys. Tool.  Yes, it will be filled with Tools, but YYY’s can’t compete with prog-doom rock… no matter how many microphones Karen O. fellates.
  • Lille: I’ve seen the YYYs more than eight times. Seven out of those eight times, I was in the mosh pit. Because I’ve never broken a bone in a (mostly female) moshpit,  I’ll watch Karen O. fellate a mic anytime.

Consensus: Yeah, yeah, YEAHS!